Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
this child is a disney princess
or bear grylls’ daughter
she is pure of heart
Don’t fall in love with people like me. I could take you to five or six stores, or just one.
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am
if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price